In another victory for the human tongue, I'm still alive. See there is this beautiful chestnut tree outside my building that's just brimming with nuts. Naturally I microwave a few only to find they taste horrible and don't eat a single one. Looking it up I tasted a poisonous horse-chestnut filled with sapotoxins, which will explain the sore throat.
Remaining symptoms: none.
And here's a curious character, a brit indeed.
I dunno, but that particular Leicesterestiest denizen looks like an anti-semite.
ReplyDeleteOMG! You tried to eat the fruit from that radioactive green tree!?! No wonder you nearly poisoned yourself. Please - no foraging for wild Leicester mushrooms. If you are that hungry, we can send you your favorite food from home - boxes of raw macaroni.
ReplyDeleteWhere's that "Coolest Elevator Ever," that you said you were planning to blog about? Two posts about Leicester and no elevator. What gives? We want elevator. I think it's time for a coup. We'll get that creepy old guy with the hedge clippers to blog about the elevator.
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