Sunday, December 28, 2008

Jokes from Unlce Sysfrog

Our Aunt and Uncle came down from Canada for the weekend+ and as usual Uncle Sysfrog infused us with a slew of new jokes (with a good number of old classics too - jokes that are so old they were around when the dead sea was still sick). If the uncle is out there reading this post, he is very welcome to add more jokes (or corrections) in the comments.

These are Jokes:

How do mice like their pasta?
Al-Rodente

What did they say to the cannibal who came late to the party?
Everybodies eaten

And my personal favorite:
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

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