Books I'd like to see written

The other day I was in the library and saw someone reading a book "The Metaphysics of M..."  At first, I couldn't see the remainder of the title, and was trying to come up with possible options:

• Metaphysics of Materials
• Metaphysics of Magnetism
• Metaphysics of Microscopy

and so on.  It turned out to be Morals.  How boring.  But this got me thinking.  And now I'd love to see the following books written:

• Physics of Morals
• Metaphysics of Astrophysics
• Physics of Theosophy
• Metaphysics of Semiconductors
• Physics of Animal Rights
• Metaphysics of Fluids

Any other ideas? I suggest one or both of the following Google Book Searches: physics+of*  and metaphysics+of*

Anyone want to make an attempt at writing any of these books?  If so, they'll be featured prominently in a future blog post.  Post them in the comments or email them to me.