Open Letter to IKEA

Dear IKEA,
I understand you enjoy having a strange naming convention.  And while Barnslig is a cute name for a rattle, and Slitbar is a reasonable (although somewhat creepy) name for a knife, Barometer already means something.  You see, this

is a barometer.  So is this

and this

And these:

are also all barometers.
However, this

is called a Lamp, not a Barometer.

I expect you will update your product line name in light of this letter.
Sincerely,
A Nut.

P.S. Love your Billy bookcases