If you would also like to have this for your own programs just slip the following into the end.
%% To play a soundT=419*2; T2=419*4; st=[1:.3:T]; t2=[1:.3:T2];S=(sin(t*pi/T).^.2+sin(t*pi/T).^2).*sin((t+sin(t/2)*.2).^1. 0)/2; S2=(sin(t2*pi/T2).^.4+sin(t2*pi/T2).^4).*sin((t2+sin(t2/2)* .2)*1.5)/2; sound([S S],8192); sound(S2,8192);
Another great thing to do in Matlab: type "why" into the command line (without quotes) and see what it answers. Just the word 'why'. Now I would love to show you an example (they are quite funny) but the computer I'm using doesn't have Matalb. The person who posts a comment with the longest answer that matlab gives to that question wins.
You can also play an arbitrary .wav file using some of Matlab's built-in functions designed for that purpose. eg:
ReplyDelete[y,Fs] = wavread(wavFilename);
playblocking(audioplayer(y, Fs));
A tall and good and not excessively rich and bald and very smart and good tall and tall and terrified and rich and not very terrified and smart and tall and young hamster insisted on it.
ReplyDeleteNo wait, I just got a better one.
ReplyDeleteSome very rich and tall and smart and rich and terrified and rich and very young and good and rich and very tall and tall and smart and terrified and not excessively bald and rich and smart and not very young and bald and tall and smart and terrified and rich and tall and young and bald and good and terrified system manager knew it was a good idea.
This one isn't long, but it's random:
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth...
Be sure to enter: edit why
ReplyDeleteto see the guts of the thing.
If you type why(248418) you get (MATLAB Version 7.0.1.15):
ReplyDeleteSome not excessively good and rich and rich and good and very good and rich and tall and not excessively tall and rich and good and smart and not excessively good and terrified and terrified and tall and not excessively good and not excessively young and young and terrified and smart and bald and not excessively good and good and smart and not excessively tall and bald and rich and bald and tall and rich and good and young and terrified and very young and terrified and good and not very bald and good and tall and tall and very bald and not excessively rich and bald and bald and very tall and very rich and good and very tall and good and terrified and tall and very tall and good and young and very bald and rich and good and bald and not excessively rich and bald and not very rich and tall and very smart and tall and terrified and not excessively young and not excessively tall and very bald and rich and young and tall and not very terrified and smart and rich and young and terrified and terrified and rich and smart and tall and terrified and young and rich and tall and terrified and smart engineer knew it was a good idea.
just a guess but do you think its possible matlab was ghost programmed and its the creators way of saying screw you or is it some sort of code to be decrypted who knows
ReplyDeleteAlan,
ReplyDeleteYou can actually see the source code for the 'why' function. I think it's kind of just a silly thing they included. If you type 'edit why' at the Matlab prompt you can see the code.
挺有意思
ReplyDeleteAccording to Google Translate [link] the anonymous comment means "Quite interesting." Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI found this one pretty quickly
ReplyDeletelength(why(1769578)) = 1325
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then i googled and found that i had been outdone by marky at http://www.mathworks.com/matlabcentral/newsreader/view_thread/164966
he gives,
length(why(3282186255)) = 1782
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Ig Nobel comittee -- i hope you're getting this.
It's an Easter egg; MATLAB is full of them.
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ReplyDeleteI'm too lazy to actually compete in your mini-contest, so I'll get a computer to do it for me. Here ya go, fella.
ReplyDeletelongest = 0;
for ii = 1:2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2
poop = strcat('why(',num2str(ii),')');
megatron = evalc(poop);
megatron_length = length(megatron);
if megatron_length>longest
longest = megatron_length;
master_and_commander = megatron;
disp(master_and_commander)
end
end
I think I win with this one:
ReplyDeletefor i=1:1000
why
end
change the 1000 to any length.
Hey Giuseppe, its looks to me like Amir has you beat fair and square! lol
ReplyDeleteBut at least Giuseppe's solution can be computed... There's gotta be a way to parse the code to figure out what the longest is.
ReplyDeleteBecause the code for why (Matlab 2010b) generates an LALR grammar, there is a theoretical possibility of an infinitely sized output. However, your computer will eventually run out of memory, and it's not guaranteed that a random number exists in a however-many-bit space that would even generate that large of a result. So, you'd need to run code similar to what Amir earlier suggested over all 2^whatever possibilities to determine the actual maximal result.
ReplyDeleteI think the best answer is not the longest one. The answer I like most is "why not ?" :)
ReplyDeletetry this:
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sound(y, Fs)