Marketing 102

Last week's Teaneck Suburbanite had an "Adopt a pet" ad, starring this friendly, entirely sane, well tempered, photogenic, and definitely not possessed doggy:

You tell me, does this profile match this face:

There are absolutely no negative words to describe this precious young lady ... Not only is her personality irresistible, but ... who can resist that face?

Believe it or not, she's still up for adoption. I wonder what happened to demon cat...