When else would you do it?

We occasionally drive by this building on the way to work:

Aside from the interesting mix of medical practices (something akin to the laundromat, bagel store and tanning salon we used to laugh at as kids¹), I was struck by the specificity of the name "Nocturnal Sleep Medical Group." I mean, I can't imagine there's a "Diurnal Sleep Medical Group" around the corner. In any case, my advice to people who have trouble napping in school or at work: visit another practice.

^{1. They cook the bagels in the clothes drier, dry the clothes in the tanning beds, and tan in the bagel oven, of course!↩}