Thursday, June 25, 2015

Appropriate tissue use

 I noticed this on the bottom of a box of tissues in a doctor's office:
Check out those extreme "Directions for Use":
It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Use only as a facial tissue.
I am not the first person to notice this bizarre warning. Someone even wrote a hilarious song based on it:
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3 comments:

  1. notElon6/25/15, 10:51 PM

    It's because they are the anti-viral tissues with sodium laurel sulphate, which would really sting if a woman were to...

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  2. Lansey6/25/15, 11:07 PM

    Also citric acid, isn't that basically lime juice? Sounds delicious

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  3. Lill6/26/15, 3:49 PM

    Sodium laurel sulfate is like the main ingredient in shampoo. So if you decide to wash your hair with these tissues, just don’t tell anyone.

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