Well we have just got back from our family vacation to Canada. I'm happy to get back to the states as I got into a wee bit of trouble in Canada's capital, Ottawa. I informed Canada's Supreme Court that they looked like they had just wandered away from a Santa Claus convention.
I was promptly arrested and put on trial. After the longest trial ever held in Canada (seventeen and a half minutes) they sentenced me to death by train.
Unfortunately for them the train they chose didn't work anymore, so they let me off. However to teach me a lesson they stuck my head in a cannon right outside of the Canadian Parliament and right next to the Parliament cat sanctuary.
I was promptly arrested and put on trial. After the longest trial ever held in Canada (seventeen and a half minutes) they sentenced me to death by train. 
Unfortunately for them the train they chose didn't work anymore, so they let me off. However to teach me a lesson they stuck my head in a cannon right outside of the Canadian Parliament and right next to the Parliament cat sanctuary.
In the future a photo credit would be nice for my journalism activities.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that spot of trouble you got into with the musical Mounties, when you requested that they play "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK."
ReplyDeleteDid you notice that the tall grey-haired judge in the middle of the back row looks like a cardboard cutout?
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