Rutgers Screw

In the past I have spoken of the Rutgers Screw, well this isn't about that kind of screw.  This is about an actual metal screw that I found while walking to class.

That's right a seriously mangled screw.

It has been stripped, bent and mushed.

With this mangled screw, I am launching a new contest, "The little mangled screw contest."  Whoever can come up with the most amusing story for this screw wins.