Monday, October 13, 2014


Just a little preview of whats to come in a future blog post!


  • Cup of reese's pieces
  • Camera
  • Sunglasses
  • Computer monitor

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Illustrated Guide to Cutlery Nomenclature

This is a fork:

This is also a fork:

Courtesy of IKEA, this is a threek:

Similarly, this is a twook:

This is also a twook:

Which makes this a pile of wunks:

I know I am not the first to note this, but I wanted to provide an illustrated guide.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Good baby names

Should you name a baby Hannibal?
According to data from, Hannibal used to be a fairly popular name until something happened in the mid 1980s followed something that nailed it in 1991.

That would be these two popular movies with horrible people named Hannibal.

Update: Thanks to alert reader Dad Lansey, the silence of the lambs book appeared in 1988

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Told You So

A week from Today I will have lived in California for a full year.  I moved out to California for work.  Due to the nature of my job I am unable to take pictures of most things.  I know there have been a number of pictures taken of me, however to the best of my knowledge none of them have been posted online.  So I proudly announce that finally after almost a year of working for the Navy I finally have a publicly posted picture.  It seems that many peoples antivirus software has a problem with that site, and since I don't know how long it will be up here is the picture.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Canoeing Algonquin National Park

I went canoe-camping in Algonquin Provincial Park during the recent supermoon event.

The moon.

The sun.

Canoe over my car.

Dirt road!

Canoe under me.

Canoe over me.

Grand lake.

The barren river canyon.

I wasn't the only one on vacation. It was really strange to see these Canada geese outside of a city park.

Thursday, September 04, 2014

The white folder

Our older son's school supply list included a white folder. While such things do exist for purchase on the internet, they are many times more expensive than other colored folders' in-store prices. So, this was our solution:

Monday, September 01, 2014

Rafting to Work

About a month ago I decided to buy a boat ... a raft to be specific, and to be even more specific I got this raft:
Intex Sehawk 4 Boat Set
I guess I bought it because I wanted to look like these four happy people who have been photoshopped onto a photo of the boat, which was then photoshopped onto a digital rendering of water.

In spite of the goofy picture, the actual boat is entirely fantastic, far exceeding my expectations for a boat from Amazon under $100. It comes with everything you need pump, paddles, pillows (I did get some life preservers too which it doesn't come with and used an air mattress pump to significantly speed inflating and deflating it). I've used it already a half a dozen times on short sprints to the harbor islands, around lakes, rivers -> and it hasn't shown any signs of wear. One way valves allow you to add air while your floating on the water. One caveat is that you could only fit 4 people on it comfortably if one of the 4 spends most of their time hanging on outside the raft. Another caveat is it is extremely slow; it has about the hydrodynamics of an air mattress. That is even with the extra paddles I got so that everyone can paddle.

Full disclosure: The link above is an 'affiliate' link (but I promise I'm not biased by that, just seemed like I might as well put it there if I'm pushing a product anyway).

One day, my friend Matt and I decided to raft to work (we work in the same building). It started out pretty boring on the super-polluted Mystic river, but once we passed through these locks it got interesting.
Note that to signal the locks you need a horn, so of course I brought along my bike horn which worked perfectly.

We passed this massive boat used to carry cars around the world for the company my Dad works for.

It is an immensely ugly boat too – clearly designed for function not form – it lacks most elements you would typically associate with boats like a bridge or windows. It is a giant a featureless box that appears unsteadily balanced.

This isn't a very popular recreation spot – the the views of the Tobin bridge were great!

The Boston inner harbor is pretty interesting. This is a little dock had people fixing up an old boat.

Boston has these weird school-bus like duck boats (sorry about the lighting).

Getting closer to Boston, you can see the Zakum bridge in the background here. Off the frame to our right is the USS Constitution.

The Charles River Lock

Looking back, the lock gates closing.

We parked the raft in this canal right behind our building.

Thanks Greg for lending me the bike chain lock so I could lock it up.

In all it was a 3.5 hour commute on the water that day ... we did not raft back.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Epic blog stat!

This is the 1,000th post on the Lansey Brothers' Blog!!! Hooray!

We are using this milestone to mark a new beginning for our blog.  A lot has changed for us over the past nine years.  When we started this blog we were all in college.  Now all three of us have completed postgraduate degrees, have jobs, and live in different states.  Andrew/Aryeh moved cross country for a job with the US Navy. Jonathan/Yoni founded a startup and works for another startup in Boston.  Eli got married, has two amazing sons (who are also, technically-speaking, Lansey Brothers) and works in NY.

So, you may have seen this coming, but we are now officially switching to an unpredictable post schedule. If you're not already a subscriber and want to know when we post then you are welcome to sign up for emails, or subscribe via RSS; see the sidebar on the right for info. We are hereby untethering ourselves from the weekly schedule we set down almost 9 years ago, and have loosely followed since. 

For those of you who have been following our blog over the years we thank you, and appreciate all the comments and discussion along the way.  We’re beginning our tenth year of the Lansey Brothers’ Blog pretty soon, and we hope to continue entertaining and conversing with you for at least another nine years.

Eli, Jonathan/Yoni, Andrew/Aryeh

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Wild blueberry picking

A few weeks ago we went wild blueberry picking at Minnewaska State Park Preserve.
 There are hills there that are covered in wild blueberry bushes!

And, now for something completely different. Apparently Lake Minnewaska has a leech problem:
And yet, for some reason, they allow swimming and people actually swim in it!!!