The Genesis of Golf (A long long time ago in Scotland)

Sorry about being late, camp just ended. Golf camp has started with a surprise; the youngest and smallest kid in the group hit the best shot out of all the campers on his second real golf ball. The cone they where aiming for was about 100 yards out, after most of the other campers left divots or badly aimed hits, he had a beautiful arc leaving him with a 5 foot lie from the pin. Now I realize that this is probably about as boring as actually watching a game of golf, so I will entertain you with something to make up for the whole golf thing. Now for The Book of Genesis.