Sunday, November 05, 2006

Ram the Master Microwave Maven

As webmaster of the Microwave Cookbook I sometimes get pretty strange feedback. For example, within one hour, Ram sent three separate messages from a .yahoo.co.in Address. I thought they were quite funny.

Message: How to set different temperatures in microwave and upto how much time we must put the food into it for cooking? If you can give me some examples, please tell regarding how to cook chicken items, upto what time and what temperature the woven must be set according to Indian standards of cooking.
Name: Ram

Message: I baked a cake in microwave oven according to the instructions given in manual. But I found it flat sticken to the plate like a pizza size. Why it happened like that? What is the solution for that?
Name: Ram

Message: We have bought a microwave oven. But we don't know how to cook and set different heating temperatures because we were given a manual for what varieties to cook, but not given any information of how to cook?
Name: Ram

4 comments:

  1. Sounds like Borat bought a microwave.

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  2. I not Borat. Borat live in Kazhakstn. I live in dumpster with only microwave. Why you make fun of me. My hair not curly.

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  3. NOT Uncle Sysfrog11/5/06, 10:29 PM

    so, let me understand this Mr. Ram.

    IFF you hair was curly, then you would come from Borat land??

    BTW, if you truly live in a dumpster, does your microwave run on batteries?

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  4. In Dumpster we do use get power from car batteries in oldmoble. Money very rarely thown away. It hard to get flour, chickens. Then cookbook ruined them. What I do wrong? I not Borat. I ram, but no have horns.

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