Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Betrieb Versehentliche Invasion

First, sorry about how late this post is was doing things solid from 7 in the morning to well past midnight; now that I have explained that we are on to the post. Last week we saw the potential start of World War III. This was caused by the first full-scale invasion of a European country by another European country. That’s right Switzerland invaded Liechtenstein. You might be thinking yeah right how big that strike force was; well I am here to give you the true information. The Swiss sent in a force that had a 1:200 soldier to Liechtenstein civilian. This is an unprecedented ratio and I see only one explanation, the Swiss are next planning to invade Luxemburg then once they have conquered these two massively strategic positions and control of most of the natural resources in Europe, they will then proceed to invade Antarctica and teach all that snow that they mean business.

5 comments:

  1. at first i was like, what? then i was like oh http://www.worldhum.com/weblog/item/switzerland_invades_liechtenstein_20070305/

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  2. I would also like to point out that only 1 out of 50,000 Liechtenstein's are in their army, you do the math.

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  3. If there are only 34000 inhabitants in Liechtenstein, what does the ratio means? some fraction of a man?

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  4. There is one slave in Liechtenstein's army, and she is 3/5 a man. Aryeh just rounded a little

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  5. History Buff Admirer3/8/07, 12:13 PM

    Nice one history buff. Only one problem, thats no democracy, you can't vote for a king so whats the point?

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