The minute hand broke off of my clock the other day so I fixed it by adding "ish" to every number.
Okay - the truth is that I was inspired by a joke of Demetri Martin in his show important things and actually cut the minute hand off myself.
Initially just a joke, in just a week I have grown to really like this clock for a few reasons. When I don't have somwhere to be, I generally want only to know the time to "ish" prescision. This makes reading the clock extremely fast and easy, even from a distance. Yes I know that reading clocks is already a fast and easy task for most people, but imagine it being *even more* fast and easy!
I have found myself able to read the time on this clock without my glasses on. As someone with terrible vision - I can't gather the time from a normal clock more than a few inches from my face. On the other hand (no pun intended) I can read this special clock just as accurately with and without glasses.
I think that we should make these clocks standard in all places except airports, train stations and bakeries.