Here are instructions for how you can turn your entire backyard into a huge parking lot in just 5 easy steps. Steps 1-4 are absolutely required, step 5 depends on what neighborhood you live in.
- Don't think of the children
- Don't care about urban runoff pushing pollution into the rivers, lowering the water table and enhancing droughts
- Don't care about the heat island effect that will roast you in the summer
- Pour cement into your yard and keep on pouring until every square inch of grass is covered
- Look like a complete jerk compared to your urban gardening neighbors