According to the BNL directory, I am a "Non-Employee." I'm not a "Summer Intern" or "Grunt Work Specialist." I'm this mysterious "Non-Employee" creature. Anyway, this didn't stop them from giving me an ID card with some pretty impressive legal wording on the back:I wonder if blogging constitutes "misuse."
Also, even though Aryeh beat me to it, here's a picture of our newly tovelled lab glassware (disclaimer: fear ye not, some of the pieces in the picture have not yet been dunked, and hence can still sport their price tags):What Aryeh failed to mention was that these things cost 99 cents a each, while they typically go for much more. And, for all similarly crazy people, you can find them (while they last) at Amazing Savings.