So my English friend Alex said he heard that 40% of Americans think they've been abducted by Aliens. I of course say that this is ridiculous and to prove my point I stop the nearest American that I know and ask if he thinks he's been abducted by Aliens. He thinks hard and says that he thought about it before and guesses that he wouldn't know.
Appalled, I ask the next American I see (from phoenix) who thinks hard and then tells us that her brother and mom have seen the phoenix lights then proceeds to describe the 3 bright lights connected by dark rods, with a hollow middle and how the whole thing spins around really fast as it hovers along . . .
She later clarified that she paused before answering because the question was ridiculous, and she thinks that the phoenix lights are a secret US Military operation but nevertheless it looked bleak for American kind,
If there are any Americans out there, please either declare that you haven't been abducted or tell us your story in the comments. (Canadians are welcomed to participate because they are Americans from the Continent of North America). I will then show it to the British chap and then save America's name!