Monday, July 11, 2022

Websters Hieroglyphics Dictionary - new and updated

The Latin script we use in English can be traced back to logograms of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Given the way that language is moving back to logograms πŸ€ͺ I thought it would be wonderful if we brought the original hieroglyphics back into common use π“€ . Lucky for us, in 2009 about a thousand actual ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics were added to unicode meaning you can easily copy/paste them into your favorite chatting apps. The only thing stopping us is understanding what they mean - and so here I present a brand new and totally modern:

Hieroglyphics Dictionary

These definitions are mere suggestions; the important thing is that you use the symbols and keep the 5000 year old tradition alive! (Websters in this case means a dictionary for people who use the web).

If you want to participate: Here is a living document where you can suggest new phrases and definitions.

Note: just copy/paste to use hieroglyphics, never been easier

Highlighted phrases you can use today:

𓄰𓀠𓀑𓀀 = hells yeah!

π“Ž©π“€? = are you hungry

𓆑 = I'm not hungry

see you later π“†Š

𓁝 𓁅 = good morning 

𓁀 π“€’ 𓀐 = good night

π“‰₯ = happy birthday

π“€£= NOPE / talk to the hand

𓀀𓀃 = calm down / tranquillo

π“Šπ“€π“Š = magic mushrooms

𓁿𓀆𓀐 = Cannot unsee

π“€₯π“€ π“€€ = let's dance

π“ŽΉπ“€ π“ŽΈ = let's drink


π“ˆ–π“„°π“€ π“€‘π“€€π“‹₯π“ˆ– = hells yeah!

𓁿 = cry

π“‚˜ π“‚“ = hug

𓆫 = loving hugs

π“‚œ = don't know / shrug

π“€’ 𓁀 𓀐 = falling / tired

π“€— = old / tired

𓀋 𓀑 𓀐 = headache/FML/orz

𓀀𓀃 = calm down / tranquillo

π“€£= NOPE / talk to the hand

𓁆𓁙 = come back baby

π“ŠΉ = I surrender

π“„ͺ = deal with it πŸ•Ά

π“„… = bad hair day / woke up like this

𓁿𓀆𓀐 = Cannot unsee


𓁀 π“€’ 𓀐 π“€Ώ = good night

𓁝 π“œ π“₯ 𓁅 π“ˆŒ = good morning

𓍴 π“‰₯ 𓉦 π“‹₯ = happy birthday

𓁆𓁙𓁋 = have a flower

Food related

𓀁 𓁉 π“Š² π“Š΄ π“Ž© π“ŠΈ 𓂏 = eat

𓆑 = I'm not hungry

π“Š―π“‚ = come over for dinner

π“Š΄π“‚ = breakfast in bed

π“ŽΉπ“€ π“ŽΈ = let's drink

π“€†π“¨π“€ˆ = let's get smashed

𓏋 = milk

π“Š‘ = smores

π“‹›π“‹›π“‹›= Ice pops

𓂦 = eating an ice-pop

𓆇 = egg

𓏑 = avocado

π“ˆ‘ = happy avocado


Cool people

𓀬 = baller

𓁇 𓀡 π“˜ π“š π“₯ 𓁫 𓁰 𓁳 π“€² 𓁐 π“ˆ

Actions / activities

π“€Ÿ = fight me

π“€₯π“€ π“€€ = dancing

π“€Ÿπ“„ = playing sports

π“€ͺ𓀫 = jumping rope

π“‚° = getting ready for night out

𓁩 = selfie

π“Š…π“© bathroom selfie

π“€… = working on your computer

π“‚· = touch

𓁏 = touchdown

π“€™π“€Ÿπ“‚»π“‚»π“‚» = hiking

π“Š 𓍄 = sailing

π“„«π“„΅π“„°π“ˆ Day at the beach

𓁒 = fancy dress party

π“Ž³ 𓉲 𓇅 = black tie

𓁲 = pooping. (π“„½ = poop)

π“‚  = crystal ball / future looking

Women and children



Cool body parts

𓁢 𓁹 π“‚€ π“‚… π“‚ˆ 𓂉 𓂐

π“‚  π“‚‘ π“‚€ 𓄐

𓂻𓃀𓃁 = Orthopedist office

This glyph seems much lower quality and would be cool to know why

π“Š man wearing tunic with fringes and holding mace


π“…Ύ = dinosaur

π“ƒ°π“ƒ±π“ƒ΅π“ƒ»π“„€π“„π“„‚π“ƒ—π“ƒ˜π“ƒš π“ƒ²π“ƒ·π“ƒΉπ“„ƒπ“„…π“„‡π“„šπ“ƒŸπ“ƒ π“ƒΎ

Cool birds

π“…›π“…»π“…π“…“π“…”π“…–π“…˜π“…™π“…šπ“… π“…’π“…£π“…₯π“…¨π“…ͺπ“…°π“…Šπ“…ƒπ“…‡π“…€π“…Ίπ“†€π“†π“†‚π“…½


Cute baby birds


Reptiles, amphibian and fish:



π“†“π“†•π“†—π“†™π“†š = danger noodles





π“ŒΉ = A (actually comes from 𓃾 ... π“‚œ)

π“‚™ = flying saucer on a broomstick

π“‹ˆ = heartrise on top of sunrise

𓍲𓍳𓂒𓁔 = breast cancer awareness

𓐦 = starbucks

π“’π“Š” = band aids

π“š = asteroids game spaceship

𓏒 = guinness

𓏲𓐙 = smoking

π“²π“šπ“΄ =  no smoking

𓐑 = tree

π“Œ’π“™ = cool arrows

𓐩 = holy roman empire

π“Š˜ = da bomb

π“…‹ = do you need a ride?

π“‹Ÿ = ?

𓋧 π“ˆ³ =?

π“Œ΅π“ŒΆ = ?

Cool leggy things:


Cool plants




𓄧 = Rooftop TV antenna

π“Žš =  wrench

π“Ÿ = traffic light

π“Š•π“‹Œπ“Œ³ = electric transformer

π“Š— = N1 rocket engines

𓇴 = snake jazz

𓍻 = magnet

𓆺  = fishing buoy

𓐓 = airplane

𓐫 = doorbell

Art gallery


𓉳 = pearly gates

𓉢𓉢𓉢𓉢 = crayons

Cool shapes



Dirty (how has the internet not known about this yet)

Also - sorry mom but this section was important.

π“‚Ί = π“„Ί + π“‚Έ

π“€° π“€Ί 𓁀 = hard dick

𓁗 =  limp dick (queen with flower)

𓀏𓁅 = kink

π“‚‘π“‚‘ π“‚’π“‚’ = small and big boobs

π“Œ = vibrator

𓂨 π“„° π“„Ί =  cum

π“Ž = thinking with your penis

Kind of ruining the point of them being unicode - but in this world - you need cool pictures for the previews - so we're tucking this little image at the bottom.

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