Thursday, June 25, 2015

Appropriate tissue use

 I noticed this on the bottom of a box of tissues in a doctor's office:
Check out those extreme "Directions for Use":
It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Use only as a facial tissue.
I am not the first person to notice this bizarre warning. Someone even wrote a hilarious song based on it:


  1. It's because they are the anti-viral tissues with sodium laurel sulphate, which would really sting if a woman were to...

  2. Also citric acid, isn't that basically lime juice? Sounds delicious

  3. Sodium laurel sulfate is like the main ingredient in shampoo. So if you decide to wash your hair with these tissues, just don’t tell anyone.