Empanadanada
En un bar notable yace, una tentación visual,
Los ojos hambrientos en trance, un aviso crucial!
Llena de nada y totalmente sin sazón
La empanadanada tiene sabor desilusión
Empanadanada
En un bar notable yace, una tentación visual,
Los ojos hambrientos en trance, un aviso crucial!
Llena de nada y totalmente sin sazón
La empanadanada tiene sabor desilusión
El yankee en la verdulería
Ninguna fruta su nombre sabía
"¿Cómo se llama esto?" preguntó
"Es pera", el dueño le respondió
El yankee esperó sin saber
Y el dueño no supo qué hacer
Sin encontrar solución, ni salida
Por siempre se quedó, en la verdulería
First boil some spaghetti, then immediately strain the boiling water out of the spaghetti with a tempered glass lid that is somewhat chilled. Recommended serving: do not.
It is generally accepted that the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet that the Torah was written in was derived from the ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics via Proto-Sinaic script. The modern sounds for the glyphs often come directly from the word, for example the Hebrew ע (ayin) which means eye is derived from the ancient hieroglyph for eye 𓁹. While the shapes became totally morphed, the order and meaning is unmistakeable. Note that the ancient Egyptians likely had different phonemes for each of glyphs and a different order. But the order of this "Aleph Bet" was passed on through Phoenician to Greek and spawned off most of the written scripts in use today (including this very one: AB[C]D).
𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓉐 𓏴𓂝𓇴𓃾𓁶𓉐
𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓂝𓆓𓂋 𓋿𓁹 𓏴𓂋𓉗𓁶𓈖 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓉗𓅱𓁶𓅱 𓈖𓅱𓀠𓏴 𓂝𓆓𓂋 𓋿𓁹 𓂧𓇴𓉗𓅱 𓅱𓀠𓉐𓅱 𓅱𓀠𓏴 𓀠𓏴𓂝𓀠 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠𓅱
𓁶𓅱𓃾 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓁶𓅱𓃾 𓂝𓀠𓂝 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓂧𓇴𓉗𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐𓅱 𓁶𓅱𓃾𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓋿𓆛𓉐𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓂝𓂧 𓁶𓅱𓃾𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱
𓆛𓉗𓃾 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓎗𓉐 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓁶𓁹 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓀠𓋿𓂝𓋿 𓃾𓁶𓎗 𓂧𓇴𓉗𓋿𓅱 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓅱𓃾𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓎗𓂝𓅱
𓈖𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓈖 𓆓𓂝𓉐 𓋿𓂝𓆛𓉐𓈖 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓂧𓅱𓏴𓉐 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶 𓂝𓀠𓂝 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓆓𓂧 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓋿 𓋿𓁹𓈖 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐𓅱 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓋿 𓏴𓉗𓏴𓈖 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐 𓋿𓆛𓉐𓂝𓅱 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓇴𓁹𓂝𓅱
𓂝𓆓𓇴 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓎗𓉐 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓁶𓁹 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓎗𓂝𓅱
𓆓𓂧 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓀠𓇴𓉐𓂝𓀠 𓀠𓃾𓁶𓏴𓅱 𓆛𓉗𓃾 𓈖𓅱𓎗𓈖 𓋿𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓏴𓉗𓏴𓈖 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓅱𓅱𓎗𓂝 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓂝𓂧 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓂝 𓃾𓁶𓎗 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓀠𓅱𓎗𓈖𓋿𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾 𓀠𓇴𓉐𓂝𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓎗𓂝𓅱
𓆓𓂧 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓅱𓉐 𓅱𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓅱𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓂝𓁶𓂋 𓀠𓇴𓁹 𓂝𓁶𓂋 𓇑𓁹 𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓁹𓂝𓁶𓈔𓈖 𓉐𓇴𓁹 𓃾𓇴𓆛 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓃾𓇴𓆛𓏴 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓂝𓂧 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱 𓅱𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓅱𓉐 𓅱𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓂝𓁶𓂋 𓀠𓇴𓁹 𓇑𓁹𓅱 𓅱𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓁹𓂝𓁶𓈔𓈖 𓉐𓇴𓁹 𓃾𓇴𓆛 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓃾𓇑𓅱𓏴𓅱
𓂝𓇴𓂝𓋿𓇴 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓎗𓉐 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓁶𓁹 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱
𓈖𓂝𓆓𓇴𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓂝𓋿𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓆛𓁹𓅱𓈖𓋿𓅱 𓏴𓏴𓃾𓋿 𓅱𓂝𓀠𓅱 𓀠𓋿𓂝𓋿𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐𓅱 𓈖𓅱𓂝𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐 𓋿𓂝𓆛𓉐𓀠𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓉐 𓏴𓁶𓃾𓈖 𓂝𓀠𓂝 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓆓𓂧 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓁶𓂝𓃾𓀠𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓉐 𓏴𓁶𓅱𓃾𓈖𓋿 𓅱𓂝𓀠𓅱
𓈖𓂝𓉐𓂧𓅱𓂧𓀠 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓀠𓋿𓂝𓋿𓀠 𓏴𓋿𓇴𓈖𓈖𓋿 𓆓𓄤𓎗𓀠 𓁶𓅱𓃾𓈖𓀠 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓈖𓅱𓂝𓀠 𓏴𓋿𓇴𓈖𓈖𓋿 𓋿𓆛𓌙𓀠 𓁶𓅱𓃾𓈖𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓋿𓆛𓌙𓀠 𓏴𓁶𓃾𓈖𓀠 𓂝𓆓𓇴 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓇴𓁹𓂝𓅱
𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓁶𓂝𓃾𓀠𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶𓉐 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓈖𓏴𓃾 𓆓𓏴𓂝𓅱
𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓂝𓂧 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱 𓂧𓇴𓉗𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐𓅱 𓁶𓅱𓃾𓀠 𓆓𓂝𓉐 𓋿𓂝𓆛𓉐𓀠𓋿𓅱 𓀠𓋿𓂝𓋿𓉐𓅱 𓈖𓅱𓂝𓉐 𓋿𓇴𓈖𓋿𓅱
𓂝𓁹𓂝𓉐𓁶 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓎗𓉐 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓁶𓁹 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱
𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓁹𓂝𓎗𓁶 𓂝𓆓𓂋 𓋿𓁹 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓂋𓂋𓅱𓁹𓂝 𓂋𓅱𓁹𓅱 𓀠𓂝𓉗 𓇴𓂋𓆓 𓇑𓁶𓇴 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓅱𓇑𓁶𓇴𓂝 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓂝𓂧 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱 𓅱𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓂋𓆓𓂧 𓂋𓅱𓁹 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓈖𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓅱𓇑𓁶𓇴 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓏴𓇴𓈖𓁶𓀠 𓀠𓂝𓉗𓀠 𓇴𓂋𓆓 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓋿𓆛𓌙𓀠 𓈖𓆓𓂝𓆓𓏴𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓉐𓂝𓅱
𓇑𓁶𓃾𓉐 𓉐𓁶𓂝 𓂋𓅱𓁹𓀠𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓂝𓉐 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓅱𓃾𓋿𓈖𓅱 𓅱𓉐𓁶𓅱 𓅱𓁶𓂋 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓋿 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓈖𓏴𓃾 𓂧𓁶𓉐𓂝𓅱
𓂝𓇴𓂝𓈖𓉗 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓎗𓉐 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓁶𓁹 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱
𓆓𓂧 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓇑𓁶𓃾 𓅱𓏴𓂝𓉗𓅱 𓇴𓈖𓁶𓅱 𓀠𓈖𓀠𓉐 𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓀠𓂝𓉗 𓇴𓂋𓆓 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓃾𓇑𓅱𓏴 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓂝𓂧 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱 𓅱𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓀠𓈖𓆛𓃾𓀠 𓇴𓈖𓁶 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓀠𓈖𓀠𓉐𓀠 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓀠𓆓𓂝𓈖𓋿 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓏴𓂝𓉗 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓇴𓁹𓂝𓅱
𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓇴𓈖𓁶𓀠 𓇴𓈖𓁶𓀠 𓋿𓂧𓉐𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓂧𓉐𓅱 𓀠𓈖𓀠𓉐𓉐𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓂋𓅱𓁹𓉐𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓀠 𓏴𓌙𓆛𓉐 𓅱𓆛𓁶𓂝𓅱 𓅱𓆓𓏴𓅱𓈖𓆛𓂧 𓅱𓆓𓈖𓋿𓇑𓉐 𓈖𓆛𓃾 𓀠𓇴𓁹𓆓 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓈖𓏴𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓉐 𓀠𓉐𓎗𓆓𓅱 𓁶𓂧𓈔 𓅱𓏴𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓉐 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓈖𓋿𓇑𓉐 𓅱𓈖𓋿𓇑𓉐 𓈖𓆛𓃾𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓉐𓂝𓅱
𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓏴𓇴𓈖𓁶𓀠 𓀠𓂝𓉗 𓋿𓂧𓉐𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓂋𓅱𓁹𓉐𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓀠 𓏴𓌙𓆛𓉐 𓅱𓆛𓁶𓅱 𓀠𓇴𓉐𓂧𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓏴𓃾 𓅱𓃾𓋿𓈖𓅱 𓅱𓉐𓁶𓅱 𓅱𓁶𓂋 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓈖𓀠𓋿 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓈖𓏴𓃾 𓂧𓁶𓉐𓂝𓅱
𓀠𓋿𓂧𓃾𓋿 𓀠𓂝𓀠𓂝 𓈖𓂧𓋿 𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓇑𓁹 𓂝𓁶𓂋 𓅱𓉐 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓇑𓁹𓀠 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓂧 𓂝𓆓𓂋 𓋿𓁹 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓁹𓁶𓈔 𓉐𓇴𓁹 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂧𓋿 𓂝𓏴𓏴𓆓 𓀠𓆓𓀠 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓁶𓈖𓃾𓂝𓅱
𓆓𓂧 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓀠𓋿𓂧𓃾𓋿 𓉐𓇴𓁹 𓎗𓁶𓂝 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾 𓀠𓂝𓉗 𓇴𓂋𓆓 𓅱𓉐 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓋿𓁹 𓇴𓈖𓅱𓁶 𓋿𓂧𓋿𓅱 𓈖𓂝𓈖𓇴𓀠 𓂋𓅱𓁹 𓋿𓂧𓋿𓅱 𓇑𓁶𓃾𓀠 𓏴𓂝𓉗 𓋿𓂧𓋿𓅱
𓂝𓇴𓇴𓀠 𓈖𓅱𓂝 𓁶𓎗𓉐 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓉐𓁶𓁹 𓂝𓀠𓂝𓅱 𓆛𓃾𓈖 𓉐𓅱𓄤 𓀠𓆓𓀠𓅱 𓀠𓇴𓁹 𓁶𓇴𓃾 𓋿𓂧 𓏴𓃾 𓈖𓂝𓀠𓋿𓃾 𓃾𓁶𓂝𓅱
The Latin script we use in English can be traced back to logograms of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Given the way that language is moving back to logograms 🤪 I thought it would be wonderful if we brought the original hieroglyphics back into common use 𓀠. Lucky for us, in 2009 about a thousand actual ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics were added to unicode meaning you can easily copy/paste them into your favorite chatting apps. The only thing stopping us is understanding what they mean - and so here I present a brand new and totally modern:
These definitions are mere suggestions; the important thing is that you use the symbols and keep the 5000 year old tradition alive! (Websters in this case means a dictionary for people who use the web).
If you want to participate: Here is a living document where you can suggest new phrases and definitions.
𓄰𓀠𓀡𓀤 = hells yeah!
𓎩𓀁? = are you hungry
𓆡 = I'm not hungry
see you later 𓆊
𓁝 𓁅 = good morning
𓁀 𓀒 𓀐 = good night
𓉥 = happy birthday
𓀣= NOPE / talk to the hand
𓀀𓀃 = calm down / tranquillo
𓍊𓁀𓍊 = magic mushrooms
𓁿𓀆𓀐 = Cannot unsee
𓀥𓀠𓀤 = let's dance
𓎹𓀠𓎸 = let's drink
𓈖𓄰𓀠𓀡𓀤𓋥𓈖 = hells yeah!
𓁿 = cry
𓂘 𓂓 = hug
𓆫 = loving hugs
𓂜 = don't know / shrug
𓀒 𓁀 𓀐 = falling / tired
𓀗 = old / tired
𓀋 𓀑 𓀐 = headache/FML/orz
𓀀𓀃 = calm down / tranquillo
𓀣= NOPE / talk to the hand
𓁆𓁙 = come back baby
𓊹 = I surrender
𓄪 = deal with it 🕶
𓄅 = bad hair day / woke up like this
𓁿𓀆𓀐 = Cannot unsee
𓁀 𓀒 𓀐 𓀿 = good night
𓁝 𓁜 𓁥 𓁅 𓈌 = good morning
𓍴 𓉥 𓉦 𓋥 = happy birthday
𓁆𓁙𓁋 = have a flower
𓀁 𓁉 𓊲 𓊴 𓎩 𓊸 𓂏 = eat
𓆡 = I'm not hungry
𓊯𓁂 = come over for dinner
𓊴𓁂 = breakfast in bed
𓎹𓀠𓎸 = let's drink
𓀆𓁨𓀈 = let's get smashed
𓏋 = milk
𓊡 = smores
𓋛𓋛𓋛= Ice pops
𓂦 = eating an ice-pop
𓆇 = egg
𓏑 = avocado
𓈑 = happy avocado
𓀬 = baller
𓁇 𓀵 𓁘 𓁚 𓁥 𓁫 𓁰 𓁳 𓀲 𓁐 𓁈
𓀟 = fight me
𓀥𓀠𓀤 = dancing
𓀟𓁄 = playing sports
𓀪𓀫 = jumping rope
𓂰 = getting ready for night out
𓁩 = selfie
𓊅𓁩 bathroom selfie
𓀅 = working on your computer
𓂷 = touch
𓁏 = touchdown
𓀙𓀟𓂻𓂻𓂻 = hiking
𓊝 𓍄 = sailing
𓄫𓄵𓄰𓏈 Day at the beach
𓁢 = fancy dress party
𓎳 𓉲 𓇅 = black tie
𓁲 = pooping. (𓄽 = poop)
𓂠 = crystal ball / future looking
𓁑𓁔𓁖𓏡
𓁒
𓁶 𓁹 𓂀 𓂅 𓂈 𓂉 𓂐
𓂠 𓂡 𓂤 𓄐
𓂻𓃀𓃁 = Orthopedist office
This glyph seems much lower quality and would be cool to know why
𓁊 man wearing tunic with fringes and holding mace
𓅾 = dinosaur
𓃰𓃱𓃵𓃻𓄀𓄁𓄂𓃗𓃘𓃚 𓃲𓃷𓃹𓄃𓄅𓄇𓄚𓃟𓃠𓃾
𓅛𓅻𓅐𓅓𓅔𓅖𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅠𓅢𓅣𓅥𓅨𓅪𓅰𓅊𓅃𓅇𓅀𓅺𓆀𓆁𓆂𓅽
𓆃
𓅷𓅸𓅹𓅱𓅳
𓆈𓆉𓆏𓆐𓆊
𓆛𓆡𓆝𓆜𓆞𓇼𓇽
𓆓𓆕𓆗𓆙𓆚 = danger noodles
𓆣𓆤𓆦𓆧𓆨
𓌹 = A (actually comes from 𓃾 ... 𓂜)
𓂙 = flying saucer on a broomstick
𓋈 = heartrise on top of sunrise
𓍲𓍳𓂒𓁔 = breast cancer awareness
𓐦 = starbucks
𓏒𓊔 = band aids
𓏚 = asteroids game spaceship
𓏢 = guinness
𓏲𓐙 = smoking
𓏲𓐚𓏴 = no smoking
𓐑 = tree
𓌢𓏙 = cool arrows
𓐩 = holy roman empire
𓊘 = da bomb
𓅋 = do you need a ride?
𓋟 = ?
𓋧 𓈳 =?
𓌵𓌶 = ?
𓈝𓌬𓏎
𓆰𓇇𓇚𓇣
𓇰𓇱𓊽𓈐𓋍𓇭𓄨
𓄧 = Rooftop TV antenna
𓎚 = wrench
𓏟 = traffic light
𓊕𓋌𓌳 = electric transformer
𓊗 = N1 rocket engines
𓇴 = snake jazz
𓍻 = magnet
𓆺 = fishing buoy
𓐓 = airplane
𓐫 = doorbell
𓉡𓉢𓉣𓊊𓉓
𓉳 = pearly gates
𓉶𓉶𓉶𓉶 = crayons
𓋤𓎛𓍰𓎂𓏆𓈗
𓈋𓈉𓈋𓈔𓈕𓈔𓏘𓈈
𓂺 = 𓄺 + 𓂸
𓀰 𓀺 𓁤 = hard dick
𓁗 = limp dick (queen with flower)
𓀏𓁅 = kink
𓂑𓂑 𓂒𓂒 = small and big boobs
𓌐 = vibrator
𓂨 𓄰 𓄺 = cum
𓎁 = thinking with your penis
Travel tip: use e-scooter parking maps to know what areas of a city are safe. This: Lime Scooter zone in Meterrey Mexico. pic.twitter.com/b9yekYScJW
— Jonathan Lansey (@JLansey) June 20, 2022
I've started to pick up on a few fun ways to be ridiculous is other people's languages, it can be super fun so I wanted to share. Rather than take forever putting them in separate SEO optimized posts, with audio clips - I'm going to give the cliff-notes version of them all here.
A lot of other countries use their words a lot more literally than we do. For example if they say "great" they really mean something is actually great. If you speak English from the US - imagine telling somebody a cake they baked is "good" no way - it would almost be offensive; "good" to us has taken on a meaning "not good" we just don't want to say it. "Thanks" in American English it is just a hair away from being sarcastic; and if you say "thanks very much" it might not mean a whole lot of thanks. I enjoy this way to talking and so adopting this manner of speech is my favorite way to be ridiculous in other languages.
Lots of languages have slang terms that evolved from English, you usually have to dig for them since they don't appear in official translations and won't often be taught in schools. It is often funny how the local grammar mixes with English; and even funnier when you say it because nobody will expect it.
You: GamarjobaThem: GamarjobaYou: GaumarjosThem: * usually they will laugh here and stop, but if they respond gaumarjos, then it is peak ridiculous to respond gagimarjos
Tbilisi Georgia |
Shanghai China |
It is said that if people were to fly like birds, our wings would need to be at least *6.7m wide (about 2ft). People also talk about strapping on wings and flying like a bird on Saturn's moon Titan; because the gravity is very weak, and the atmosphere is 50% thicker than on Earth.
Titan is pretty far - but I think this experience should be possible on Earth's moon, where there is 1/6th earths gravity; and if you build a nice dome then you could pressurize the air to earths pressure. I can't say for sure - but I think (with enough effort) human-powered short flights should be possible; or at least wing assisted giant leaps will be possible! (Kind of what chickens do).
One limitation is arm muscles which are a bit weak compared to our leg muscles. For example the human powered helicopter AeroVelo Atlas and Aeroplane Gossamer Eagle both used leg power. For thrust we might might benefit from using giant fins like with freediving in water, but bigger. And then wings would be for lift and control.
*These people are Payal Marathe, who wrote this in Yale Scientific and everyone quoting her, I haven't found any other source.
https://www.yalescientific.org/2013/03/qa-why-cant-humans-fly/