Thursday, March 09, 2006

I see lots of things!

This is another post from the taking things too literally school of thought. I think you will agree that there are very many things to see while travelling the subway. There are times when it requires utmost self control not to find the nearest police officer or MTA transit worker and tell them, with utmost feigned seriousness, about all of the things that I see. See how dull things can be when you want to avoid arrest?


  1. Don't forget the tragic case on the blind guy who didn't call, because he couldn't see.

  2. Its no co-incidence that when this blog entry came out, President Bush renewed the Patriot Act.

    As many of you are aware, it has been proven that 99.8% of potential nogoodniks are sighted!!

    And, since government agencies can never have too much information, all sighted people are to call in and register that they can see. At that time, they will be fingerprinted and photographed.

    There are conspiracies just have to look for them!