Sunday, March 19, 2006

Statistics on Cornell University

I have gathered some very accurate statistics on Cornell University,
  • It is sunny for exactly 30 seconds per 2 days

  • They will always let kids ring the Bells in the tower if you ask nicely

  • Every sign hung up anywhere in the city is ridiculous and funny in some way.

  • It requires no knowledge of the subject in question to pretend you are the third member of your friends group, assuming that this third person has never gone to class nor met his other partner and that you are still dressed up for purim as a Cornell student.
Since it was somewhat gray, I decided to liven it up a bit:

On the door to an official computer lab:

1 comment:

  1. Wow! That's like Ithaca, but with more radiation.
    Great. As if the EPA wasn't already on our case.
    Thanks a lot, Yoni.