A Special Escalator

As part of some renovations in the Fulton Street Subway Station they installed a new escalator:

And then, they covered the escalator with wood to make a fixed staircase. I think they're a little unclear on the concept. At least it's not out of order.

Kosher Ham Cheesecake

Last week I attended an early thanksgiving party.  It was a pot luck dinner and officially it was for people to have a thanksgiving without family, but really it was just an excuse to eat a bunch of food.  As it happens about two thirds of the food brought were deserts.  One of these deserts was "Honeybaked Ham NY Style Cheesecake."  I was rather surprised by this because I didn't figure that ham would go well with cheesecake, plus the box had an OU (Orthodox Union) symbol, indicating that it was kosher and dairy.

I was informed that in fact it was a cheesecake that was made by the Honeybaked Ham company and just happened to be kosher.  It is like the McDonalds danish that are kosher.

Imaginary Island in the Pacific

A pretty cool shaped island here actually doesn't exist.

Hear the interview here.

Thanksgiving Reminder

This is just a reminder that next year is only one of 6 predictable times (8, if you're a Republican) Chanuka will ever fall out on Thanksgiving. See my analysis from two years ago. I also underestimated Steve Morse's tool. He recently contacted me and informed me that he did account for the change in Thanksgiving's date (serves me right for not looking at his site's source code). However, he did not consider the Republican Thanksgivings. He has also recently updated his site with some analysis on this issue, see here: http://stevemorse.org/jcal/chanukah.html

And, my original analysis is still up here: http://eli.lansey.net/antics/ThanksgivingsWeb.nb If you don't have Mathematica, if you want to read that file, you can install Wolfram's free CDF player and browser plugin, available here: http://www.wolfram.com/cdf-player/

Shed: Foundation

A few weeks ago I mentioned that I had designed a shed.  Now I have begun to build it.

The space that I started with.

I used 24 wood stakes to box in each of the four corners.  Then I used string, a level, and a square to map out a squared level space where the shed will be.

I then marked where the five poured concrete posts would be (two in the front corners and three in the back corners and center).  Following that I started digging.

After I dug the holes I cut concrete forms to length and put them in the holes.  Then I mixed and poured concrete and put in the anchor bolts (bolts to make sure the shed doesn't shift on its foundation.

All five post and bolts are in, complete with the left over concrete in a cut out milk container.

Loud Bicycle, CGP-Grey and AlanKey

I've been riding around with a car horn on my bicycle for quite a while, here is a video of me having some fun with it at the waterworks museum where I volunteer.


I will be attempting to make these horns available for others in the coming months. Hear more about it by visiting the Loud Bicycle website and keep updated about that effort by following the LoudBicycle Blog or FB or Twitter.

The music for this clip was provided by Alan Stewart, who has some hilarious videos on his channel. The one embedded below is about  another youtuber, cgpGrey who has some fantastic explanations of many complex and relevant things - like why pennies should be abolished.

Below is the theme song for CGP Grey composed by Alan Key.

Inspected Streetlights

Last week I shared the "No Apparent Structural Damage" sign on my office building after Hurricane Sandy. Walking around this week, I noticed these signs on streetlamps, too:

And, while my building was undamaged, the whole of the South Street Seaport was trashed:

Solar Sillyness

In recent years PSE&G the main local power company has been installing solar panels on utility poles.  Many have long considered this to be a complete folly.  Well I am here to both prove them correct and show an inaccuracy on the PSE&G website about these panels.

During Hurricane Sandy a number of utility poles came down in my opinion largely due to the large sail like solar panel bolted to them.  All my simple analysis will exclude damage caused by solar panels and maintenance costs.

Hurricane Sandy is was caused me to start thinking about this.  I looked on the back of one of the downed panels and found out how much power they are rated for.  The panel was rated for a maximum of 200 watts (AC).  A MAXIMUM of 200 watts!  It also must be pointed out that this is when the solar panels are at 45 degrees Celsius (113 degrees Fahrenheit).  I will also assume that the price of this unit is about $650 as this seems to be the approximate price of a good solar panel in this wattage range.  Given all the things stacked against the solar panels like our climate, clouds, winter, and trees, I will assume (very generously in my opinion) that they generate about 50 watts for about 8 hours a day on average over the course of the year.  The manufacturer of these panels Petra Solar gives a data sheet for these panels and the dimensions are given as 66.14" x 39.40" or about 5.5 ft by 3.3 ft.  They also confirm the output of 200 watts, however the PSE&G website claims they put out 235 watts (DC), they do however have a 240 watt (DC) max INPUT.  This may just be do to me not understanding what they are talking about, but I rather suspect they like having a higher number on the site.  It will also be noted that Petra Solar give a limited 5 year warranty.  I will assume the panel has a 10 year lifespan (which is also very generous).

Its time to do some simple math (50 watts)*(8 Hours)*(1 kW/1000 W) = 0.4 kWh, so each day on average one panel generates 0.4 kilowatt hours (The average American household uses about 31.5 kWh a day).  So (0.4 kWh)*(365 days/year)(10 years) = 1460 kWh, which means that over the course of 10 years that panel will power one house for about 46 days (this is of course assuming that the electrical usage of the average American stays the same for 10 years, which is a very silly thing to assume).  Lets now calculate the cost of the power coming from that panel. ($650/1460 kWh) = $0.4452/kWh or 44.52 cents/kWh.  PSE&G rates(page 51) are 16.57 cents/kWh (NJ has on average the 4th most expensive electricity in the country).  This means that over the course of its lifetime the solar panel is 2.69 times more expensive than the normal grid power cost, in fact it would take 26.87 years for the solar panels to break even at current rates.

The final analysis shows very clearly that theses panels are totally stupid, and a huge waste of money.  These costs don't include the cost of instillation which with unions could increase the initial cost by 50%.  Additionally, this doesn't take into account damage they cause due to storms which can exceed the simple cost of replacing the pole due to property damage and people being out of power.  So basically they exist because uneducated people who can't do simple math think they are a great idea.  Oh also the government gave huge tax breaks for putting in these humongous wastes of money.

Fidelity Password Insecurity

So my company recently switched to Fidelity for our 401Ks and it looks like their password security is abysmal. They require minimum of 6 chars and a maximum of 12 ... which is shorter than my high-security password. The cherry on top: no symbols allowed! just alphanumeric, pretty crazy. My financial investment account is potentially less secure than my doodle account.

Update:
Thanks to some diligent commentators and www.howsecureismypassword.net we have learned that these passwords can be cracked in about 4 minutes by a computer.

Welcome back to Lower Manhattan

My new job is in Lower Manhattan. In case you haven't heard, Lower Manhattan got flooded in Hurricane Sandy:

When I finally made it back to work on Tuesday, this sign greeted me on the building's main entrance:

Verizon provides my Internet, really?

Verizon is an internet service provider, but it stinks like a pea-brained Dinosaur.

I recently signed up for Verizon Fios, which is actually pretty good compared to what I had before but here are a few interesting things. When I wanted to unsubscribe from their spam emails I found they could unsubscribe me in 10 business days.

In 10 days I could walk from Boston to verizon headquarters in NYC and handhold them through setting up constant contact which would have unsubscribed me instantly.

Well I suppose that is okay, as long as the main part of the site works ... right? No.

The ads and nonsense were working full speed but the actual thing I came for? Broken. Also, notice the "helpful" web search tool at the top ... because I'm going to visit my.verizon.com when I need to Google something?!

Maybe they really are trying hard to make things better, in video below it says that "Your bill is now simpler than ever." Great, I guess that is why you need six and half minutes to explain it.


Oh and one more thing verizon, you spelled my name wrong.

Welcome to Northern New Jersey

So, while Aryeh posted about what happened in Central NJ, up here in Northern NJ we still have no electricity. Fortunately, we didn't sustain any water or tree damage. Currently, our generator is powering the essential human needs: Fridge/freezer, sump pump, and internet connection. Unfortunately, that means a lot of waiting in fuel lines:

PSE&G currently estimates our electricity will be back by 11:59PM, Friday November 9th.